Saturday, May 29, 2010

Try THiS --> sausage and pepper sub <-- summer time


INGREDIENTS:
3 bell peppers (yellow, orange and green), sliced 1 large red onion, sliced 3 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil Salt and black pepper One 1 1/3-pound piece boneless pork loin, well chilled 1 1/2 teaspoons fennel seeds 1/2 teaspoon crushed red pepper 1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar Four 6-inch whole wheat hoagie rolls, split and toasted Make your own sausage from lean pork and slash calories by 40 percent.

Preserve the peppers’ vitamin C by grilling instead of frying.

Serve on a whole wheat roll for added fiber.DIRECTIONS:
Preheat a grill to medium. Meanwhile, in a large bowl, combine the bell peppers, onion, 2 tablespoons olive oil, 3/4 teaspoon salt and 1/2 teaspoon black pepper.

Cut the pork into 1/3-inch-thick slices, then into quarters, trimming any excess fat. Transfer the meat to a food processor and pulse 5 times to grind the meat. Add the fennel seeds, crushed red pepper and 3/4 teaspoon salt and pulse 2 more times. Divide the mixture into quarters; form each mound into a 5-inch sausage link, then flatten into an oval patty about 1/3 inch thick.

Place a cooling rack on one side of the grill grate and lightly oil. Scatter the vegetables on the rack (saving any oil in the bowl); cover and cook for 5 minutes. Turn the vegetables with a spatula and tongs. Rub the sausage patties with the oil left in the bowl and add to the other side of the grill. Cover and cook, turning the patties about halfway through, until grill marks appear, the meat is cooked through and the vegetables are tender, about 7 minutes.

Transfer the patties to a plate. Transfer the vegetables to a large bowl and add the remaining 1 tablespoon olive oil and the vinegar; season to taste with salt and black pepper. Arrange half of the vegetables in the rolls and top each with a sausage patty and the remaining vegetables.

AND to all ...


The big girls out there , embrace what you have !!! STOP trying to SQUEEZE your big ass in small iish . It's so NOT worth it ! & its uncomfortable . i get uncomfortable just looking at you .

Try THiS --> Tuna Nicoise <-- summer sandwich



Ingredients
Nicoise:
1 (6-ounce) can white chunk tuna, drained
2 eggs, hard-boiled, halved
1 tablespoon capers
10 nicoise olives, pitted
3 tablespoons mayonnaise
1 teaspoon fine herbs
Salt and freshly ground black pepper
Sandwich:
2 potato buns
2 Bibb lettuce leaves
6 slices Roma tomato
1/4 red onion , thinly sliced in rings
For Nicoise:
Directions
Combine all nicoise ingredients in a medium bowl. Mix thoroughly.

For Sandwich

Open potato buns and place 1 lettuce leaf on the bottom half of each bun. Divide nicoise mixture between the 2 sandwiches. Top each with 3 tomato slices and red onion rings.

Screaaaaammmmsss ..


WTF!!! is it synthetic weave season ?? when did those start making a CRUCiAL comeback ?

TRASSSSSHHHHHHH stop doing this !!


Cellphones clipped at the waist ? Ladies & Gents this is NOT making a comeback . so i gotta get my 7 laughs in at anybody still doing this .

Try This --> Cherimoyas <-- summer FRUiT




the outter skin looks like a reptile , but its really good .. especially the sorbet ..

REALLY ?

if i see another MAN with these on ... especially with SOCKS ... walking around in these is a NO-GO !!!! Why are some of you guys still doing this ? It was and will NEVER be in style . Face it , it'll never be allowed . I'm hoping these men are just married and don't care about the way they look anymore . LOL

TRY THiS --> blackened shrimp po boy <-- SUMMER FOOD



INGREDIENTS:
1 pound medium shrimp, peeeled and deveined 1 tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil 2 teaspoons creole seasoning Salt 3 tablespoons reduced-fat mayonnaise 1 tablespoon dijon mustard Two 12-inch baguettes—halved crosswise, each half split and excess bread dug out 1/2 head romaine lettuce, shredded 1 yellow bell pepper, sliced 2 small tomatoes, thinly sliced crosswise 2 scallions, thinly sliced on an angle Grill instead of deep-frying to help cut calories by 80 percent.

Make a sauce of light mayonnaise and mustard to reduce fat.

Hollow out the baguette to trash empty carbs.DIRECTIONS:
Preheat a grill to medium-high. In a bowl, combine the shrimp, olive oil and creole seasoning. (If the seasoning is unsalted, add a pinch of salt.) In a small bowl, combine the mayonnaise, mustard and 1 1/2 teaspoons water, stirring until smooth.

Lay the baguettes open on plates. Layer with the lettuce, bell pepper, tomatoes and scallions.

Add the seasoned shrimp to the grill, cover and cook for 2 minutes. Flip and cook, covered, until just opaque throughout, 1 to 2 minutes more. Arrange the shrimp on top of the vegetables and drizzle with the mayo-mustard sauce.

Not high in fat & calories also ..

i love Blake Lively .. this shoot was sooo CALiFORNiA









soooo looking FORWARD to summer time .. memories to be made .

Could it Be ? RECiPE for my DREAM ASS ?


The Recipe :

Rice
Cornbread
Gravy
Greens
Biscuits
+++
SEX
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A POSSiBLE ASS

Thursday, May 27, 2010

The Lakers Won .. Meal .. healthy


yes , OMGGGGG so good .. hit me for the nutrition facts .

he did this in 9 weeks !!!

Authentic Tacos ( shrimp & carne asada )

yeaaa we ALWAYS in STYLE believe that ..



im NOT skinny .. i did loose the equivalent of a OLSEN twin .. but i am happy .. i love seeing iish like this .

Tops w/ DiRTY BRAS ..



Dear LADiES ,
  Summer time is vastly approaching & Spring is already here . Which means yes , LESS CLOTHiNG . which is fine .. ONLY !!! no DiRTY BRAS w/ your tops , sheer blouses , etc .. that iish is NOT the business . For the sake of the POSSE' & ii getting 7 LAUGHS in at you please wash your bras .. As young ladies thats encoded in our DNA .. be CLEAN from the inside & out .. & that ALSO goes hand & hand w/ DiRT on the back of you NECKS , & RASHES behind your EARS . COCO Chanel always said before you step outside of your house look in the mirror and take 1 thing off .. how about check the areas being exposed in the sun too !